I could probably tell you all the cool features of the new iPhone 4 if you asked me. It's not because I own one... A friend and new owner of this magical wonderbox proceeded to let me know how amazing it was. Multiple times. For the first 4 hours of his acquisition, he basically read me the specification sheet. He also has it decked out with a guard protector, a ridiculous amount of memory he'll never use, and a battery that could probably power a third world country for a couple of days.
If you told me about all of that when I was 10 years younger, I would have gone nuts with envy. I can see myself in early teen fashion saying "Sweet!" or "How cool!" and the like. But now, I'm unimpressed. The cost of the phone, insurance, and getting tied up in a 2 year contract would take a heavy chunk out of my budget. I can't wrap my head around carrying that thing, knowing how much money it's pulling away from me every month.